You Think My Tandem’s Sexy

Blue and Pink Bike Threesome, originally uploaded by alandickson.

I know Kenny Chesney would write a song about my tandem bicycle, if he saw it.

I do not know if Kenny Chesney would have his pink bicycle try to hump my sexy tandem.

Until Kenny Chesney comes to Brooklyn and sees this sexy beast, you will have to just listen to this: a song about some other sexy thing.